» send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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sjwstupidity:

babushka-nipples:

getoveryourselflady:

HOUSTON, TX — A father will spend half of 2014 behind bars for doing too much for his son.  After overpaying child support and seeing his son too often — breaking terms that were secretly modified without his knowledge — a judge sentenced him to a lengthy jail sentence. Clifford Hall has been doing his best to give care to his 11-year-old son, who lives with his ex-wife.  He pays his child support and visits regularly. “I’m his father it’s my responsibility to take care of him,” Hall said.

Last November, his child support payments were paid in full. Sometime between then and now, the child support agreement between Hall and his wife was modified without his knowledge. Hall wound up overpaying by $3,000, a fact that Harris County District Court Judge Lisa Millard found contemptible. Another term that was modified without his knowledge was his visitation schedule.  Subsequently, Hall was found to have over-visited his son. Judge Millard ended up finding Hall in contempt of court. “When she said I remand you to the Harris County Jail for 180 days my mouth just dropped,” Hall told FOX 26 Houston. In addition to the six month jail sentence, Judge Millard is forcing Hall to pay his ex-wife’s attorney fees. “I can’t be there for my son in jail,” Hall said. “I can’t pay child support in jail. This is not in the best interest of the child.”

Hall is correct. Such heavy-handed actions on the part of the court serve no one.  Not only is the child going to be deprived of his father for the next 6 months, but taxpayers will have to pay the father’s incarceration, and will potentially be forced to subsidize the mother’s living expenses in lieu of the child support payments. It just goes to show us that no good deed goes unpunished in Police State USA.

Thank you feminism

In b4 some feminist comes along saying “feminism fights against this.”

That ho mother needs a worse man, holy fuck!

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

Its so nice, may have to get myself one though I'm not sure I have the figure for it
Anonymous

I think that bikini flatters every figure tbh. Low rise bikinis don’t flatter me at all.

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Your ass is perfect tho
Anonymous

I have a Miley Cyrus butt, if I could at least get it to Kim K, I’d be good.

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Do you watch porn? If so what category do you usually go for?
Anonymous

lesbian bdsm

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I'm a guy and I love smaller boobs, so to the girl who asked about her cup size being a B. You've got nothing to worry about :) Also if you find a decent guy he shouldn't care how big they are :)
Anonymous

Taadaa!!!

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disneyisinmyblood:

randomsttuff:

disneyisinmyblood:

"Frozen is the first disney movie to…"

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Question! Is it the first disney/dream works movie to represent depression?

No, there are many other characters that show depression. Like Vanellope and Quasimodo and Hercules and…

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Any chance we could get a good look at your heiny? If you're open for anal, we wanna know what we're getting into (did you catch my joke? :3) butt really, you're fab
Anonymous

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I love that bikini! Where did you get it? I bet you look even better in underwear :p
Anonymous

Forever 21. I basically shop at H&M, Forever 21, goodwill, and garage sales.

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My cup size is b and I feel like my boobs are too small. Do you think they are?
Anonymous

There are guys out there who dig that shit.

Also, less backaches.

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