My great grandparents let their neighbors pasture the horses on their land. I think I’ve found a friend in this one :) 

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

I'D GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL—FUCK YOU
Anonymous

Okay, I thought Gregor Clegane was dead, guess not.

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I hope someone actually rapes you someday so you have a reason to act the way you do. Doesn't look like you're going to change your attitude. Someone should change your situation for you.
Anonymous

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gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

adorablesleep:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

what

livelaughloveatrandom:

mzbigabootie:

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When English teachers throw shade back…

villains weekbest/funniest villain moment
↳ yzma (in general) 

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

unit03:

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» TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

toenail-fister:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

I won’t be publishing any of the naughty anons I’m just intrigued to hear what you’ll all think up.


I’ll be publishing.