I HELPED DESTROY THE BIG BAD PATRIARCHY TODAY!!!

I WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY WEARING THIS AND I GOT… I GOT… SLUT SHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I DID, ALL THE SLUT SHAME!!! I WAS TOLD BY AN OLD MALE TEACHER THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS A PEDO THAT I NEEDED TO COVER MY STOMACH!!! SO I BEAT HIM UP AND STABBED HIM!!! I WATCHED THE MALE TEARZ FLOW FROM HIS EYES AND LAUGHED!!! HE ENFORCED THE RULES AND I DIDN’T LIKE THEM, SO I ACTED LIKE A HOMICIDAL SOCIOPATHIC CHILD BECAUSE THAT’S HOW FEMINISTS ARE!!!

AFTER THAT, EVERYONE CLAPPED, I WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, AND I WAS CROWNED QUEEN OF THE FEMINISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

MATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and this is what your fake tumblr ‘I’m the hero’ stories sound like, please stop.